These announcements da/\/\n near bring me to tears. To see the beloved Lighty kicking the holy, ever living sh1t out of legends like playa1 and Stuyvesant, is quite overwhelming. For some of you d1pshits who think hielco, BallsDeLesbo etc. are any good at stratego, you have no idea.
 
Meta ought to have annual ceremonies and holidays in his honor. The festivities could include the hanging of a paper donkey named Dieter (make sure the Donkey has long eyelashes, blushed cheeks and girly qualities) and meta members could pummel away at it with baseball bats. We can fill the donkey with candy and one free full service ticket to a Las Vegas wh0rehouse (come on now, people - let Kevie Poo find the ticket). We could end each Lighty festival with a dedication to myself because what the hell good is any celebration without mention of King Sadi?