Devilsmacker
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I think I have an explanation for this DroopyDouche curiosity here at Meta. In the struggle to come to grips with this complex enigma, I examined the puzzle from a far more sublime angle. It seems quite possible that what we have here is a person, as of yet undiagnosed, who possesses the mental capacity of a standard lugnut and for all intensive purposes should be terminally institutionalized. You see, it's quite simple really. Jerry Lewis was recently ousted from his longstanding post as the official spokesman for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. This reputable and noble charity has raised 2.6 billion dollars over the years. But in the case of DoucheDork it apparently wasn't enough. Not nearly. Fear not though, for in the famous words of Yoga Berra..."we ain't licked yet." Meta, I implore you to fill those jars at 7-11, and when the telethon re-emerges next Labor Day, get on the phone and send a check with some bite. Yes, it may be in vain, and no MDA does not normally share comorbidity with Mental Retardation (of the most severe kind if you know what I mean), but turning a blind eye to the most disgraceful and damaged specimens of man out there is cruelty at its worst. Would you turn your back on the Special Olympics, or spit in the face of a person with Down Syndrome? Of course not. Laugh at a paraplegic struggling to cross the street? Hardly. So to then treat DillDweeb with anything but sad mercy is simply reprehensible. He deserves, while we look away in disgust, at least enough money to pay for some form of humane euthanasia. Kervorkian, alas, where art thou in our hour of need.
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